Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future�
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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