found the other keg... it's in the tree
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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