Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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