Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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