I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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