he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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