You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
last night I used snow as a chaser
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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