There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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