Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
