I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
