What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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