it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Operation Purity has been aborted
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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