that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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