id be glad to
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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