I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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