I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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