Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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