I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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