they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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