absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I think your dad took our porno
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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