How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
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