You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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