Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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