i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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