Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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