you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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