Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."�
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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