another moral hangover. fuck.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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