i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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