Yo dont text me then not text me
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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