I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
How does it feel to date your dad?
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
Randomize
