I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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