I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
me + whiskey = a bad person
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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