What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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