At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
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