Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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