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She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
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Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
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Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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