And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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