Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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