forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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