please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
It was like giving head to a cactus.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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