Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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