Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Randomize
