Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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