The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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