I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i just made my gag reflex go away.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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