Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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