Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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