just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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