Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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